Of all the odd characters I’ve met, you seem the oddest. With a psyche different from a normal guy. After all these years, I’ve come to accept that normal is nowhere on the list of your attributes. You are stubborn beyond measure, yes, you get on my nerves even though I don’t show it, You ask for my advice only to disregard it in the end. You lack common sense. Haven’t I told you about it enough? The common sense to avoid conflict and danger for your own good. There’s a difference between taking a risk and taking a risk just because. If you had the sense I mentioned, you wouldn’t even be in an emotional shithole for even a bit. You won’t have to avoid certain people at all. Skip this and let’s go straight to the point. You have issues that need to be resolved. I can help you with some. In fact, I would be happy to point out your flawsso you can do something about it. Even if you are not macho enough, even if you have the strangest smile, even if you have an ass flat as region 3, even if you have battle scars, even if you have pimples, even if you are haggard from whatever you are doing, I find you so damn hot and good looking. And I’ll be here to remind you each and every day in case you forget.